
I've gone ahead and said it, 
Pickles Rule.  As far as my immature follow up comment, in 4 decades I have only met one olive that I have said "mmm, wow" over.  Don't get me wrong, I highly respect Olive Lovers, anyone who can eat them in bulk gets a high rating in my book.   But the title comment still stands.
I consider myself an amateur connoisseur of pickles... being raised in Central New Jersey, the land of bountiful diners and Eastern European immigrants, pickles are as common an accompaniment as a napkin or fork to a well balanced lunch.  As a kid, I used to love getting a pickle out of the barrel at the Square Deli.  Deli pickles are supreme - they have that amazing combination of girth and crunch.
I found this list of pickles from Wikipedia most fascinating... 
Types of Pickles:  Gherkin, Kosher dill, Polish, Lime, Bread and Butter, and Swedish.  I'm sure that everyone has their favorite "flavor" of pickle.   Under the right circumstances, I won't turn down a gherkin or snub a bread and butter pickle.  I think all pickles are created equal, although I'm more partial to the savory garlic variety.  I MUST have relish on my hot dog (blog entry on hot dogs to come some time soon), but what really moves the brine-o-meter for me is the consistency of the pickle.
The crunchy refrigerated pickle is the bomb - everything from the snap of the bite to the full texture it has when you chew it.  I have a fondness for 'fresh' pickles, ones that are just past being a cucumber with a strong hint of pickle - like a cute little baby, it's innocent and new.  Nothing is worse than a bendy pickle, or one of those communal food service pickles - it's sacriledge to have taken the life of a cucumber for such a horrible end.
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